Let's Abolish:

Political Parties
Office seekers should state exactly what they believe and voters should select those whose beliefs most approximate their own.
Organized Religion
Moral people know right from wrong. Also, God doesn't want your money. People who build gaudy temples and live comfortable lives on contributions are frauds.
Ubiquitous Nutritional Reports
One day it's good for you, the next day it isn't. What is really bad for you is the amount of your tax money squandered on these suppositions.
Government Interference in Sex and Marriage
Once again, moral people know right from wrong. If you suspect you don't, visit one of those temples and maybe someone will be able to set you straight.