The First Amendment

Because we conservatives are often unfairly accused of not having any ideas with which to counteract liberal meanness, I hereby provide the answer to the alleged problem of corporations, President Obama's "special interests," supposedly using their constitutional rights to steal elections:

AMEND THE CONSTITUTION

That is a long, involved process which may take years to accomplish, giving everyone ample time to consider the fact that every time we deny rights to others, we lose some of our own. I cannot recommend we tinker with the First Amendment, but after I'm gone, you can suffer with any kind of totalitarianism that your surrender to socialism provides you.