That crazy Bob

It is difficult to understand why an elected Florida state representative and co-chair of Senator John McCain's presidential campaign in the state would go to a public park restroom and offer an undercover cop $20 for oral sex, but that's what Bob Allen allegedly did. Don't politicians get elected expressly to be able to afford such peccadillos with up-scale professional perverts in fancy hotel rooms? Oh, wait, Slick Willy got serviced in the Oval Office for free. Maybe that's the standard for office holders, and Bob may have been offering to overpay by $20.

Bob says, "This is an ugly and unpleasant situation that has been thrust upon my family." What potty-prowler could have done that? Apparently, Bob had a different thrusting in mind. That crazy Bob.