Attn: Holier-Than-Thou

I hear that Barack Obama is a smoker who has tried several times to quit, implying that he is still sneaking a puff in private. You anti-smoking wonks have to catch him at it, and inflict some of that punishment, for which you are so famous, upon him. Of course, this news will cost him your votes, because you are too holy to support such a politically incorrect person. How disappointing to learn your messiah has feet of clay.