Dave

David Letterman's problems apparently began with Stephanie Birkitt's diary, which was stolen by the extortionist. She is a cute, sarcastic consenting adult whom Dave found enchanting (as did all the men in his audience), and whatever happened occurred when they were both unmarried. Case closed.

POLITICS: Last night on Charlie Rose, Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) said that 67% of Americans favor the public option in health insurance. She lied.

It appears that many of the "doctors" who attended the President's staged demonstration were given white lab coats to wear to replace those they "forgot" to bring.