Macho man

Trying to sound like a man, President Obama, the boy-king, said he wanted to know "whose ass to kick" in the oil spill flap. What a stunning display of masculinity.

As one caller to talk radio observed, "That would be those asses in Congress." You know, Democrats whose mascot is a donkey, Biblically referred to as an ass.

I have been driving cars for almost 60 years, and I refuse to feel guilty about it. Despite his show of indignation and concern, the President is secretly relieved that now he can order some of that drilling to stop that he had authorized in contravention of his campaign promise. Yet another example of his childish backtracking, and an additional attempt to fill you with more guilt for how you are destroying the planet. I won't be joining that pity party.

OUR UNLUCKY FAMILY: It was the first time we ever agreed to put a candidate's sign on our property, and he lost. He was the incumbent whose name, Holzapfel, couldn't be pronouned by the news. Too German, I guess.