News Briefs

Yo, Tomkat. A prenup isn't true love in any religion.

Surprise, surprise. . .Teddy Kennedy's son is going back to rehab. Isn't daddy proud of the example he set?

Disbarred and disgraced attorney Ken Walton was caught in 1999 selling a fake Richard Diebenkorn painting. (Who the hell is Diebenkorn?) Walton must be related to the Arkansas bunch, because he's turned it to his advantage with a new book about the crime. I won't name it so as not to publicize it.

Is Anna Nicole Smith pregnant? Does anybody care?

A 14 pound newborn girl left the hospital the other day. Her gait was unsteady but determined.

Honest AND gracious: At the Southern Center for International Studies a rude audience member asked Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld, " Why did you lie to get us into war. . .?" The Secretary calmly responded, "I did not lie," and he waved off the security guards who were ready to remove the offender.