Common Sense

A group of religious extremists who follow a perverted form of Islam have announced that everyone who does not believe as they do must die. They refer to you and me and millions of other people as infidels, and interpret the Quran to mean that they must kill all infidels. How do you react?

1. Ignore them.

2. Ignore them because they're crazy.

3. Ignore them because they're a relatively small group.

4. Ignore them because they can't mean it.

5. Try to negotiate with them.

6. Engage them in meaningful talks.

7. Try to convince them that other religions also have value.

8. Convince them we're all equal under God.

9. Offer them financial incentives.

10. Treat them with love, and they will reciprocate.

11. Let the UN bring pressure upon them to stop the killing.

12. Ask the UN to issue a proclamation forbidding the killing of infidels.

13. Bury your head in the sand, and hope the problem goes away.

14. Embrace their religion.

15. Pretend to embrace their religion.

16. Bend over and grab your ankles.

17. Buy a gun and hide in your home.

18. Turn on the TV.

19. Join the volunteer military.

20. Kill them before they kill you.