Just a thought or two

(As submitted to TV)

If we stop driving our big gas guzzling SUVs, the terrorists win. Oh wait, the party line is, if we DON'T stop driving our gas guzzlers, extreme Islam wins. Either way, WE have to win the war in Iraq.

We should make instant citizens of all immigrants from countries which would do the same for Americans who entered there illegally. Oh wait, there aren't any such countries. Does that tell you anything?

Oh wait. . . .