Daily prayers (#400)

Our Father, who comes from Chicago, hallowed be Thy name. Thy kingdom come, Thy will be done, and we can plan to move to Canada. Give us this day our Wonder Bread, and forgive us our trespasses, as we enjoy its artificially fortified tastelessness, and we forgive the terrorists who trespass against us. Lead us not into the temptation to object, but deliver us from our money. For Michelle and the Rev. Wright are Your inspriation, and You shall wreak vengeance on rich people and oil companies, until there are no jobs left, and we're all afoot forever, and ever, amen.

Hail Michelle, full of hate, the Lord sleeps with you. Respected art thou among bitches, for your powerful influence over the Obama. Mighty Michelle, pray for us misguided Americans, now and at the hour of our emigration. Amen.