Oil

(To TV) We could go into Iran and take the oil, just like the Democrat politicians and their deluded minions say we did in Iraq. Or, we could just let Israel handle it, like they're itching to.

Seriously, if we went to Iraq for the oil, why don't we just take it? You know, sail a fleet of tankers over there and load up. When they tell us the price, we can just say, "What do you mean, pay for it? It's ours and we're taking it. Whata ya gonna do about it?"

Isn't that what we're already doing, according to the disgruntled Democrats? Of course, if someone's been lying about our stealing the oil, that might explain why gasoline costs more that $4 per gallon.