Two for Monday TV

AS SEEN: [I am growing really tired of government officials telling me what is "required" for me to exercise common sense.] I think I can determine when to wear a helmet, what to eat, what kind of light bulbs to use, and what kind of car I want, without some obnoxious official guidance.


The Nazis taught us that if you repeat a lie often enough, it becomes the truth. So, Obama is appearing everywhere, smiling and dissembling, trying to sell his ill-conceived plan, but he will have to be careful that more political incorrectness doesn't slip into his faux-folksy off-teleprompter sports' references.