It's Barbie's 50th birthday

AS SEEN ON TV: [Rather than blaming politicians, bankers and businessmen for the state of the economy,] you might consider looking to those people who took out mortgages they knew they couldn't pay, those who signed up for credit cards with outrageous interest rates and paid the minimum, deadbeats who feign disabilities, and all others who claim government entitlements to which they have no right.