Luke 15 (4-6) -- The Holy Bible in Today's English Version, 1976

"3 So Jesus told them this parable: 4 Suppose one of you has a hundred sheep and loses one of them -- what does he do? He leaves the other ninety-nine sheep in the pasture and goes looking for the one that got lost until he finds it. 4 When he finds it, he is so happy that he puts it on his shoulders 6 and carries it back home. Then he calls his friends and neighbors together and says to them, 'I am so happy I found my lost sheep. Let us celebrate!'"

Does the President read English, or the Bible?

LIE OF THE DAY: Starting a new feature today, we take a fact and give it a traditional Democrat politician's spin. Secretary of State, Mrs. Bill Clinton, broke her elbow yesterday (here comes the lie), hoisting too many drinks at lunch. It has not been determined whether the arm action caused the damage, or she got sloppy drunk and fell in the parking lot. The version of the lie you choose to believe is up to you, but spread it around; tell your friends.