Meanwhile,

The Secretary of State, Mrs. Bill Clinton, went to Niagara Falls, Ontario, That's the Canadian side, you see, because heaven forbid, she might go to North Korea and bring back those hostages. And yesterday, President Obama bloviated for over an hour to the AMA, and passed out enlistment papers and civil service applications. How will the doctors be able to afford their yachts on government salaries?

Isn't Monday doctors' golf day? Did Barack join them on the course before or after the speech? Do you suppose those hostages are allowed to shoot a round of golf in between torture sessions?

The First Lady is also unconcerned about the treatment of the hostages. Yesterday, she hosted a jazz music tutorial, so she wouldn't have to think about her husband's indifference.

EXTRA: A poll has determined that the majority of Americans call themselves "conservative." Three choices that would have meant something would have been:
1. People who honor the founders and the Constitution they gave us,
2. People who don't, and
3. People who are oblivious.