So,

President Obama threatens to withhold Social Security checks if he doesn't get his way. What a bastard he is.

I don't believe he can do it, though. Ignorance always nurtures idle threats.

EXTRA: I went to the doctor yesterday to confirm I was still alive. While waiting for my ride, I spoke with two conservative couples about "the ocean dump," and Obama's great thirst for re-election. North state. . . I love it.

A LITTLE MORE: As seen on some Dish show -- A car trailing shoes and cans, bearing the sign, "Just Fuckin' Married." There are occasional uses for that word.