Talent results

Once again, I picked three winners. I didn't realize I was so mainstream as to agree with the votes of the rest of America. The judges selected the motorcycle act over the magician (not the one with five assistants) as number four.

My first choice was another singer, probably because I remember how much work it takes to display all your musical talent to skeptical audiences. Actually, I was a star in my own mind, and nobody ever booed. I am still available for weddings, funerals, bar mitzvahs, quinceaneras and gay bath houses (like Googie Gomez). No karaoke or community sings, please.