Good News -- Bad News

Today is a good day for America, but a bad day for the women of Massachusetts who are seeking work.

1. The amendment by the elitist coward, John Kerry (he served in Vietnam, you know), to cut and run from Iraq was soundly defeated 86-13 in the Senate.

2. A new report says that 500 canisters of mustard gas -- some of those WMDs that "don't exist" -- have been found in Iraq since 2003.

3. Hundreds of thousands of jobs have been saved because the Senate has rejected an increase in the minimum wage, although the Associated Press couldn't keep its liberal bias out of the report when it said, "House Republicans made it clear they do not intend to allow a vote on the issue 'fearing it might pass.'"

4. The People's Republic of Massachusetts is considering forcing businesses to give women FULLY PAID maternity leaves. At this moment, in board rooms all over the Commonwealth, the memo which will be surrepticiously circulated to all personnel directors is being formulated to say, "Hire no new women of child-bearing age."