An Opening

Well, the Mexican election may be over, but the outcome is going to be in dispute for a long time. The apparent loser is pulling an AlGore, and there will be nasty confrontations.

Now is the time for the Strongman. He can flex his muscles, charm the army, and take over. Everyone understands strength. Saddam Hussein is available; he's only sitting around in his underwear eating Cheetos. Or, how does Hugo the Magnificent sound? And don't forget Kim Jung Il, everybody's favorite dictator.

What about someone from Norte California? We could spare Nancy Pelosi. Oh, I forgot, she's only a woman. Finally, how about Arnold? He's getting a little flabby in his old age, but he knows what "hasta la vista" means.