Definitions

cease fire - reload (Hezbollah)

cut-and-run - cowardice

Connecticut coward - Ned Lamont

impotence - the UN

sick dictator - Fidel Castro (Happy Birthday from the folks at the Cuban Public Health System.)

fine Cuban cigars - N/A

journalism - "writing characterized by a direct presentation of facts or a description of events without an attempt at interpretation." (Merriam Webster's Collegiate Dictionary)

Wendy McCaw - the owner of the Santa Barbara News-Press who understands the definition of journalism

Democracy Now - A PBS TV show that isn't as funny as it used to be, because it appears these people truly are Utopia-seeking crybabies

PBS - TV network that is no longer unbiased (the others never pretended to be)

senile - Mike Wallace (who doesn't understand that "Zionist entity" is an insult.

Jew Hater - Mahmoud Ahmadinejad for his aforementioned "Zionist entity" reference

stubborn - George W. Bush and Cindy Sheehan (in the same breath, which thrills her handlers)

Peace - death or unconditional surrender of all terrorists.