A Village

Speaking of the rehab facility, the head cook once told Louie that they only served "store-bought" food. As opposed to what? Roadkill?

In the village where the facility is, over the weekend, four John Deere mowers we stolen. They were "green with yellow stripes." Gee, I never would have guessed.

The rest of the weekend, several false alarms were called in. Potential vandals at a school turned out to be kids playing hide-and-seek. A group gathering in the street in front of a church turned out to be some friends conversing. No rubber bullets were needed.