What's in a name?

Presidential candidate John McCain's wife's name is Cindy (possibly Cindi). She's tall, bleached blonde and trying hard to look young. The American people didn't think Tipper was a good first lady's name, and it's unlikely they will like the name Cindy. The only names that might be worse would be Tiffany (possibly Tiffani), Britney (possibly Brittany), or Madison (?).

EXTRA: As seen on TV

What do you bet those people who have been grousing about our dependence on foreign oil will be opposed to the new proposal for offshore drilling? Where do they think the oil will come from? Maybe we should just bundle up and ride horses. The Pony Express taught us it's only about eight days (and nights) to St. Louis.


Should Congress do something about TV violence?

Why don't we have Congress tell families when to go to bed, when to get up, what to eat, when to go to the bathroom, what kind of light bulbs to buy, and how much health care they can have. Oh, and add censorship to the list, too. Whatever happened to personal and parental responsibility?