The wit and wisdom of "Esquire"

A joke as told by Diane Kruger (blonde):

"A chicken and an egg are laying [sic] in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a very satisfying [sic] smile on his face. The egg is frowning and looking frustrated [?]. The egg says, 'Guess we answered that question.'"

Wisdom:

"Love does not mean never having to say you're sorry. It means having to say you're sorry over and over again, in new and different ways, every day, every week, every month, even when you don't want to, every year, until God grants you his mercy and you finally, blissfully, die."


P.S. "Menage a trois is French for 'in your dreams.'"