Three for TV

If we're in Iraq for the oil, why are we paying so much for gasoline? Maybe we should accommodate those people who say we're running out of oil, and use it all up before the price rises any more. Enjoy your holidays.


The Do-Nothings in Congress now want to waste time and effort on discussing the impeachment of Dick Cheney instead of helping to win the war, secure the borders and provide health care for all. Who voted for them?


Schools are infested with teachers who indoctrinate the children with their outrageous political opinions, and we're worried about shows of affection? Principals should be more concerned with what's going on in the classroom than a little hand-holding in the corridor. They aren't having sex in the stairwells, are they?