Revelations

Recently, I spent the best $1.07 ever. I sent my shopper to the Dollar Tree to purchase a universal TV remote (similar to one I paid $20 for at the drug store the last time). After inserting the batteries (which I had at the house), I programmed it quickly, and now I can resume my sedentary life, until I accidentally leave it where the puppy can chew it. Maybe I should have bought a gross of them.

In the news, a local Indian tribe is suing their attorney of 20 years for excessively enriching himself while his work with their casinos made millions for them. One of the charges against him is that he didn't reimburse the tribe for his $240,000 trip to France in the tribal jet. Do the words "tribal" and "jet" seem to go together to you?