A 3 foot, 2 inch clapper

Inscribed on the Liberty Bell are the words: "PROCLAIM LIBERTY THROUGHOUT ALL THE LAND UNTO ALL THE INHABITANTS THEREOF."

God bless America.


EXCUSE ME: There will be few fireworks in the North State this year, including my impudent submission to TV: "Patriotism is the exact opposite of what Jorge Smirnoff usually thinks and says."
(I'm off for another day of whoring and Yatzee.)