Reviews

As I was watching a finely crafted episode of "Life on Mars" last night, I decided the series was the best new drama of the season. Sam, No-Nuts, and the boys are very entertaining. Revelations were made that moved the plot ahead and piqued our interest. Suddenly, disappointment descended. "Life on Mars" won't be back again until January 28.

What if it never comes back? What if it goes the way of "Invasion" and "Jericho?" What will I do for my Harvey Keitel fix. . . my gruff captain with the heart of gold? I may not see my naked nymphet again. And what about those 70s muscle cars, and the inappropriate references to new millenium pop culture? Don't let them go away.

By the way, it's official -- "Kath and Kim" is (and are) dreadful. These are people whom, you pray, will never invade your life. The dog, however, named Ginger, resembles my own dear departed pet of the same name, but her role is too small considering she's the cast member with the most talent.

In general, the sitcoms this year are disappointing. Except for "The Big Bang Theory," which is inspired genius, the rest are gradually losing their impetus and growing wearisome. "Two and a Half Men" is, of course, pure smut, and you can't help but laugh, but please don't do it in front of the children, because what Charlie does is sin by anybody's definition.

RECAP: It turns out Bonnie Hunt is half Polish, so her reference to a headband being a Polish facelift is acceptable, because, as we all know, it can't possibly be racist if people insult those of their own race -- like black people calling each other niggers. (For Donalbain: That's sarcasm.)