A pledge

Now that Obama is President, I will be giving the office the same respect I always have. As skeptical as I may be that he can do the job, I will limit my criticism to verified errors, and unlike those who heaped undeserved abuse upon President Bush, I will always tell the truth. I invite you to call me on it, if you detect a slip. Please be sure, however, that you have irrefutable evidence, and not just the words of AP-OBAMA. Naturally, characterizing what politicians say as truth is strictly forbidden.