Says who?

Now that the gift receiving (uh, giving) is over, I must get back to looking for trouble. So, I'm sitting here bathed in the light of my new floor lamp, watching my new TV in the popular digital format. For Monday TV, I am submitting the following reaction to Barack Obama being named "most admired:"

"Barack Obama, a cheap Chicago politician who bought an election with the help of a crooked fund raiser, who went to the wrong church for twenty years, associated with a known domestic terrorist, and vows to spread your wealth around? What's to be admired? Put him on the list just above Peewee Herman, who once entertained the kids."

The headline "Obama visits park, eats shaved ice," which appeared in yesterday's pamphlet, does not affect his placement on the list, right behind all those stars of entertainment that American's love. For instance, Zeljko Ivanek, who finally won an Emmy.