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Saturday, December 06, 2008

Guns

Gun sales have increased by 100% since October in the North State. Gun dealers report that their customers cite the election of Barack Obama as the reason for their purchases.

The Interior Department ruled on Friday that concealed firearms can be carried in most National Parks and wildlife refuges, Haven't you ever felt unsafe in a National Park? Well, you may now.

O. J. Simpson, who was with a man who had a gun, was sentenced to 33 years in prison. Although he was probably only clumsily trying to retrieve his own property, he was punished mostly for his earlier murder acquittal. And you thought we were protected against that. Not a word from the Obamination.

BY THE WAY: Guns will continue to be banned in visitor centers and other buildings at National Parks (except for unincarcerated professional athletes and rappers.)

3 Comments:

At 3:44 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

OJ was found guilty of armed robbery.

Why exactly would Obama comment on that at all?

 
At 3:20 PM, Blogger Don, American Idle said...

And anybody else who had done it would have been given 33 years? Unlikely.

Naturally, Obama wouldn't comment because he doesn't give a damn, but somebody should.

 
At 2:13 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=armed+robbery+sentence+33+years+-Simpson&btnG=Search

Yes. People WOULD be sentenced for up to 33 years for armed robbery.

 

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