Bailout

I have decided to sit on my ass, and wait until I get bailed out. After all, people with the means will support those of us with the need. It's only good Marxism. However, I hope I will not have to fill out a 63 item questionnaire, especially if there are "essay" questions.

I know I could subsist on an additional $1,000 per month, but a lot more would be better. Then, I could get back on beer and cigarettes, which I foolishly gave up for food and medicine.

FAMILY: My birthday card to Zoe, containing a gift equivalent to the first month of my bailout, was returned as "undeliverable." I wonder if she knows or cares I exist.