Bully for me

Yesterday, on Dependence Day, a popular and revered American holiday, North Korea symbolically fired seven short-range missiles into the Sea of Japan. Nations around the world roundly condemned the action, and pointed out it was a clear violation of the May UN Security Council resolution. Meanwhile, President Obama ordered the White House chef to put a few more hot dogs on the grill.

The missiles were launched from a base near Wonsan, a coastal city east of Pyongyang, which, of course, should be a burned out hulk this morning. But, as we know, the only UN member who has ever been willing to do anything militarily, and who furnishes almost all of the funding for the organization is the United States of America, and our President doesn't want to "aggravate tensions."

I challenge President Obama to meet me on the playground after school. I won't even need the Bohner brothers to join me to beat his wimpy ass.