If I'm wrong, I'll apologize

Some crazy militant feminists have encouraged a seemingly reasonable thirty-year-old, third-year law student to go to Congress, and request to tell everyone that she enjoys the kind of promiscuous sexual behavior that usually labels a woman a slut. Then, when she spoke to a handful of only Democrats and only during a House recess, she asked that the government supply her with free condoms, because "she couldn't afford them." There is another name for someone who accepts money or goods to facilitate the sex act.

The poor deluded woman used the unlikely name of Sandra Fluke. How embarrassing! I believe there are a Mr. and Mrs. Johnson (or something) out there who hope their friends and relatives haven't seen their average-looking daughter with the retro hair style making a fool of herself.

Meanwhile, that other fool in the White House called her to suggest that her parents must be proud. What kind of perverted morality is that? Parents all across the country are thanking God she isn't their daughter. Hers will have plenty of time, however, to reinstruct her when, unemployed, she will be staying with them while she waits for some really desperate law firm to call.