Two Bits

At Harvey's Lake Tahoe, they are playing an off-Broadway production of "Debbie Loves Dallas - The Musical." Harvey's changed the title from the original "Debbie Does Dallas," as it was in the l978 porn flick, because, as Lisa Heyamoto says, "Debbie Does Dallas But Doesn't Actually, You Know, 'DO' Dallas would never fit on the marquee."

The guy who caught Barry Bonds' 715th home run ball was standing in line to buy beer at the time. That's how interested he was in the game. That's how much of a Bonds fan he was. Now he wants to auction the ball off. Why should he profit financially?