TV Submissions

1. How do you want the Harry Potter series to end? Quickly.

2. Don't you think that some day, sick children, when they recover, will regret that the holier-than-thou put the funding of their treatment exclusively on the backs of smokers? I hope that future healthy children will appreciate the hypocrisy, and not persecute the pariahs of their generation.

3. Barry Bonds still has a chance to show some class. He can retire right after his 754th home run, and leave the record to someone whose name has never been associated with scandal.

4. A frugal city would send some regular workers over to DeGarmo Park with some surplus fencing and, voila, a dog park. The city that has a $56M deficit would hire an expert to confirm that a dog park is a good idea ($20,000), engage an architect ($20,000), buy $10,000 worth of the finest fencing available, and put the labor out to bid for another $20,000. I recommend the first option; the dogs won't care.