Court shows

Let me tell you what I have learned from watching court shows on TV. Of course, there are a whole lot of people who are no damn good, but that's not today's lesson.

If you have a minor auto accident with another vehicle, jump out of your car, run to the spot of the collision, making sure the other driver observes, point and say, very loudly, "Look what YOU did!" It is also advisable to take pictures (even if your camera has no film in it).

Call the police, especially if the other driver begs you not to. Be sure to repeat the phrase, "Look what HE/SHE did!" Exchange your information in front of the officer, and do your best to get him/her to write a report. Crying is optional.