Holidays

Yesterday was my Chevy truck's 14th birthday. Nobody wanted to join me in singing, because of what some passing person might think. I don't have enough years left to care what people think.

Today is Rush Limbaugh's twentieth anniversary. On his show, he received a phone call from President Bush, Bush 41, and Jeb, who were lunching together. It's obvious you've made it when you merit congratulations from two Presidents. (Slick Willie didn't call because he is still licking his wounds, and who knows who else.)

Finally, today is Giancarlo Giannini's 66th birthday. He was the star of two of my favorite Lina Wertmuller films: [Pasqualino]: Seven Beauties, and Swept Away. . . By an Unusual Destiny in the Blue Sea.