9/11

On this auspicious date, it's time to get back to things of import. Following are some of my recent submissions to TV on the subjects of: 1. The economy (used), 2. Change, 3. Issues, and 4. Political correctness [used].

1. The Democrats want you to be worried about the economy. John McCain has jumped on the fear express as well, for the same reason -- votes. If you have training and/or skills, things will miraculously improve after the election.

2. What would make anyone think I want change? The founders created the best government the world has ever seen, and all we have to do is keep it out of our business, let the economy right itself, and watch our backs around the world.

3. More taxes or less taxes? Live babies or dead babies? Winning the war or losing the war? Rampant illegals or controlled immigration? Drilling for oil or buying foreign oil? Health care as a responsibility or a gift? We need someone who cares about these issues.

4. [I suggest the Colusa High School Redskins adopt the new nickname "The Victims" -- of political correctness.] Maybe some of the distant relatives of "The Hittites" or "The Visigoths" won't complain. How about "The Druids," who were the original Blueskins?