More bad news

The Obama administration has effectively taken over General Motors, and forced out the CEO. Now, we will have the National Car, similar to the Yugoslavian Yugo and the Soviet Russian Skoda, in their time, two examples of advanced technology and avant-garde styling. We will have to rename the vehicles named by the evil capitalists who invented them. They will all be small, boxy and ugly, and run on some, as yet undefined, fuel. For a lavish entry fee, you will be able to enter a contest to submit ideas for new names for cars, or formulae for something that will power them. On your computer, go to www.astepbackward.gov

My first entry: Rename the Saturn the Pluto (the downgraded planet). Wait, how about the Algore 2CV (after the famous propagandist)? Or perhaps, the Hussein, in honor of the President?