Travel advisory

For your planned Easter trip to Sjerezo, Molvania, "Jetlag Travel Guide," The Outlook Press, Woodstock & New York, 2004, recommends:

"Driving to Sjerezo is not generally advisable. . . There is a regular service to Anton Jchuvski Airport -- named after Sjerezo's highly-decorated World War I ace (1897-1922) who single-handedly shot down 18 planes, six of them belonging to the enemy. . . Domestic flights land at Terminal B, international flights at C and E. . . [Be advised] Terminal B is reserved for those traveling with livestock."

Two accommodations are not recommended: "In a previous edition. . . Hotjl Jakvekz was mistakenly described. . . as 'appealing.' It is, in fact, 'appalling.'" Also, the Pensjon Prazakuv "from the outside. . . looks like a seedy, dilapidated relic desperately in need of a clean. It is." Stay at the Kostol Vjardi. "The rooms here are spacious with high ceilings and many of the staff are friendly, whilst others speak English, but sadly, not both.

"Vorgzjen Marj is a fetching neo-classical building. . . with dark, high-back benches in the front and cosy elegant sofas and chairs upstairs, making it a perfect place to settle back and enjoy a sumptuous feast. Unfortunately, you can't because it's a furniture shop. There is, however, a soup kitchen next door that does a good broth. [We suggest] Erdjesz, a friendly, light-filled bistro popular with residents and tourists alike. The food is typically Molvanian -- heavy, hearty and laden with unidentifiable brown bits."

Jojousz Paszkwaj