Three to the award winning 5 o'clock news

1. Death tax (AS SEEN): Because we keep getting taxed over and over again on our real estate and personal property, the least the government can do is let us pass on our belongings free to our families, who will then continue to pay taxes on them over and over again.

2. Required restaurant postings: There are those freedom killing words again. . . "be required." Will they require that we actually read the nutritional information? Maybe we should have to read it aloud. Will there be a test? Leave me alone!

3. The global warming hoax: Now that the government can stop scaring the children and impressionable adults, we still have that brown haze hanging over industrialized cities. A nice tax break should help the private sector to alleviate that problem.