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I only made two correct talent choices this week, because the judges selected the idiot who dives from a ludicrous height into a kid's wading pool filled with 12 inches of water. Last night he upped the distance a few feet/inches/whatever, but he promised next time there would be fire half-way down, and additional flames around the pool.

Both Howie Mandel and I asked the obvious, "Why didn't you do that this time?" Nevertheless, they picked him over the magician with multiple pieces of equipment, who, I think, is the one who is supporting all those assistants. Chacun a son gout.