Books

My latest Paperback Book Club catalog provides a little humor. First, if you join their satellite Scientific American Book Club, you can choose three books for $1.99 each. One available volume is "An Inconvenient Truth." Shouldn't that be in the Science Fiction Club or the Religion Club?

Then, there's the new book about Mrs. Bill Clinton entitled "Sein Kampf" ($18.99). It chronicles her paranoid war against the "vast right-wing conspiracy." Will she defend her decision to stay with the Great Adulterer?

There are two books ($11.99 and $11.49) by Noam Chomsky, "our most fearless champion of truth, justice and the true American way [who] exposes DEMOCRACY'S HOLLOW PROMISE." Fraud.

Finally, there's Ron Jeremy's autobiography entitled "The Hardest (working) Man in Showbiz ($14.99). I'll bet he's had sex in a public restroom (and almost everywhere else). He'll be bragging how his penis precedes him by several minutes.