Two bits

The vitriolic Democratic members of Congress have driven yet another fine American out of government. Alberto Gonzales, a truly kind and honest man, has begged President Bush to allow him to resign to relieve the pain of further unwarranted abuse from the Reid-Pelosi cabal.

XXXXX XXXXX University students kept police busy over the weekend. There were five DUI arrests, 205 other calls, including 10 fights-in-progress, and seven or eight assaults. Gee, I miss waking up in the drunk tank with a raging hangover, a split lip, a black eye, and that familiar ache from a kick in the stomach. I really miss college.

EXTRA: I can hardly wait until 10 p.m. tonight when the TV is featuring a show about the life and legacy of Princess Diana, when she will speak from the beyond. Oooh.