Smart mouth

You would think I would have heard it before, because it's funny, but I don't think I have. Here it is: The best response to the censure, "Don't get smart with me," is "OK, I'll keep it real stupid, so you can follow," I've probably avoided a lot of the corporal punishment saying that would have earned me, especially when I was a Corporal.

Now that the holy portion has passed, here's one last carol:

Deck the halls with Boston Charlie,
Fa la-la-la-la la la la la.
'Tis the season to be gnarly,
Fa la-, etc.
Don we now our gay apparel,
Fa la-la la-la-la la la la.
It is your night in the barrel,
Fa, etc.