P C V(elocipede)

When I was a child, I had a bicycle. I rode it to high school, about a mile away, a few times. Then, I decided to walk instead, because I considered the bicycle a toy, not a means of transportation. I still do. If my destination is not within walking distance, I utilize four-wheeled motorized transport.

With the advent of the religion of global warming, a growing number of people are feeling good about themselves by riding bicycles. Unfortunately, frequently the warm impulses translate into superiority, and they ignore the laws and impede the smooth flow of traffic. They might be advised to watch out when they see me coming.