Today's Lie-of-the-Day

The scandal at the Burr Oak Cemetery, where bodies were dug up so the land could be resold, took place in a Chicago suburb. Most of those disinterred were black; Barack Obama is from Chicago, and he's black. Make up your own lie, like a good Democrat politician.

TWO EXTRAS: The DMV was closed again today to save the state money. The people standing in line didn't notice the difference.

A description of the 1993 movie Frankenstein says, "Dr. Victor Frankenstein fanatically believes in the power of science to solve all mankind's ills." Now, in the UK, life imitates the movies, as Igor and the scientists create human sperm.