Science (again)

The comic "Non Sequitur" nails it again. Two "scientists" at a company called Find a Cure, Inc., are talking, and one says, "Woo-hoo! I did it. I found a cure!!" His colleague responds, "Well, now that you've found a cure, our funding will be sent to another division." They think for a moment.
Then, the first "scientist" revises his initial announcement. "Woo-hoo! I made a breakthrough that'll require a LOT more research!!"

Sounds about right.

A RACIST BEHIND EVERY TREE? What does it mean that the police in our local college town "won't staff up quite as much" for Cesar Chavez Day as they did for St. Patrick's Day? Can't Latinos get as drunk as Hibernians?