Science speak

"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be called Research." -- A. Einstein

"There are no rules here. We're trying to accomplish something." -- Thomas Edison

"There are worse things than being crazy." -- Walter Matthau (last line of the film, "The Couch Trip" 1987)

TV COURT SHOW TALK: An idiot was suing his former live-in girlfriend for a whole laundry list of useless junk, including "all the stuff in the smallest drawer on the left side of the sink." He got what he deserved -- rid of her.