FYI (ad lib)

Tonight on regular TV (the one that doesn't extort extra fees to view), you will be able to see the film "Meet the Fuckers."

C'mon, be serious, you know that's what they meant. Clever it isn't, neither the title nor the film.

ALMOST AS STUPID AS JORGE: Tiger Woods' alleged mistress, a former porn star, wants a personal apology for the notoriety that focking the famous golf star afforded her. Gee, it ruined her pristine reputation.